A LOVE STORY OF GODZILLA

hey yoo!just want to inform you guys that i've changed my url from swimmingcatinthesoup tooooo godzillalovestory!it means nothing just ignore the url.

why eh?

swimmingcatinthesoup?everybody keep asking me why must swimming cat in the soup?not swimming dog or flying piggy?(actually they don't)hehe.there are no reason why i named it swimming cat in the soup but wasn't it cool if a cat can swim in the soup?

these aren't my daily midnight routine

holla,now its 2am and i am soo boringg right now. didn't know what to do and theres no sign that i'm going to sleep this night so im thinking about crapping lahh.dont read this post because its totally wasting your time.still reading huh?okay go on

BOOOORINGGG.i think i want to bomb u.s.a right now.oh wait,lets start with israel first.BOOOMMMBBB!!wahaaa okay proceed to u.s.a. oh mann they got anti-missiles.how about nuclear dude?!KEBABOOOOMMMM!!!!haha

i've told you not to read this.just piece of craps

p/s:ohh mosquitos really pissing me off

it was win32 who infected my pendrive!

CACING KERAWIT!

today was soooo fucking bored!so i decided to watch movies that i've got from farris.hell yeah peoples now watching new moon haha but for me i rather watch 300  for hundred times.soo i took my pendrive and when i opened it,oh shiitt!!!!its blank dude!what the heck!so i googled how to recover all that files but it gave me nothing.memaaaaang babiii punya worms!penat penat aku copy camtu je hilang!

p/s:whoever created that worms or viruses may you rot in hell forever!!

SYIIIIIRIIIIK!!!!

btw this movie greeeeaatttt!!!you have to watch it!

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

1. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

2. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

3. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

6. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

7. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

8. Honk and wave to strangers.

9. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

10. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

11. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

12. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

13. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

14. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

15. Ask people what gender they are.

16. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

17. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

18. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

19. Wear a LOT of cologne.

20. Sing along at the opera.

21. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

22. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

23. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something 
about "psychological profiles."

24. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

25. Never make eye contact. 

26. Never break eye contact.

27. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 

28. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED!!

LET'S KICK THAT YOUTUBE!!

i've just downloaded 60 videos in less then 2 hours by using kickyoutube.com.it was much easier then other ways.dont need to download all crappy stuffs like converter.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

last night syau and i went to casino.we've played jackpot.jackpot?HAHA.jackpots for loooooser.and you know what,WE'VE WON 800,000 BUCKS DUDE!WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!we spent all that money till broke.woohoo.freakass!partied all night till drunk.haha.when im woke up OHHHH MANNNN!IT JUST A DREAMMM!

p/s:if i won that its not for looser lahh.LOL

WONDERING TOO WHICH NEIGHBOURHOOD I'LL LIVE ONE DAY

WONDERING WHICH CAR IM GOING TO USE ONE DAY

MAT JENIN'S DREAM

now im so fucking bored playing guitar and i guess i want to play bass.yeah like tyson ritter.hope im going to be like him one day.make a band,write songs and make super duper live gigs.HAHA.what a mat jenin's dream:)

HEAVEN CAN WAIT

                                yeah i cant wait their new album release

what will happen when saruman is a guitarist?

hide n seek

hari rabu malas pergi sekolah so tidooo lahh lepas subuh.tiba tiba foenna ngan kudin datanag kejut suruh pergi sekolah.aduh malas betullah lantak ahh.beberapa tahun kemudian dia dtg lagi.aduh okay lah bangun pastu pergi dorm sebelah tgk ramai lagi yg tk mandi lagi padahal dah pukul 8 lebih.pastu diorang ajak aku pergi sekolah sebab cuak foenna bgtau cikgu.so pergilah mandi kat tandas.dah mandi tyme nk keluar tandas nampak ust del kat dorm 201.pergh gila sial dia naik atas.pastu bgtau dkt farris dgn sapek ust del kat atas.pastu aku terus nyorok belakang pintu tandas.lama gilaa ada dalam lebih 5 mnt.kaki dah menggigil dah.gila ahh.pastu bila rasa line dah clear pergi dorm.otw nmpk sapek dah siap pakai baju sekolah.we laju gila.pastu lepas pakai bju ajak dia naik tingkat 3 cari ahmad dgn alqamah tp tak jumpa.pastu pergi sekolah mcm biasa.nasib baik tk kantoi

jamuan bosan nk mati

jamuan tahun ni memang bosan nk mati.ntah pape ntah.sakai je.pagi pagi datang kelas tgk mcm tak ada jamuan langsung.kelas lain semua dah susun meja dah buat preparation tp kelas aku je mcm hari biasa.aku dgn farris yg tgh lari dr solat hajat pun kemas la kelas susun sana susun sini.dah susun meja taktau nk buat apa.so tunggu la mknn sampai.tp mknn sampai dalam 10 lebih memang lebam nk tggu sbb jam baru pukul 9.okay lahh lepak2 tiop2 belon pasang walkman kuat2 sampai asmawati marah jerit 2 lompat2 guling2 sampai mknn sampai.dah susun mknn semua cikgu semua datang.haha.paling tak tahan aku ngan farris jd mc.haha dah lah tk ready pape tetiba kena jd mc.emm tibai je lahh ayat.lepas tuh makan lah nasi beriyani zafs caterer.haha.boleh tahan lahh.lepas tuh main tukar tukar hadiah.aku kena bg hadiah dkt peah tp dia tak dtg.aku pula dpt jam dr farhanah.haha thnks cak;p.haha.lepas tukar hadiah sepatutnya ada games tp tk jadi sbb aku ngan farris tgh amik movie kat kelas laen.haha.kira kitorang ni orang penting la

bbq night,

bbq,,

27 dresses,

who says that im not a romantic guy?im a romantic what,look i just watch a romance movie i guess,27 dresses.haha what a gay stuff to watch.nvrtheless this movie absolutely awesome.this movie stars katherine heigl and james marsden:)

p/s:perg speaking pulak.haha.

jumaat,

CONGRATS!tahniah kpd shahrul nizam b muhadi (ijok!) sbb jd ketua umum 09/10.tahniah juga kpd foenna sbb jd ketua asrama.haha.aku dah agak dah ijok ngan tusuk mesti jadi punya.haha.btw kepada salam jgn sedih nnt kat u ada lg.congrats juga kepada semua calon yg terpilih utk menhjadi pengawas 09/10.antaranya azmi(fahrin ahmad),dzul(munif isi alam),naim(syeikh siqu!) dan lain2.

DATIN AMALINA,

haha.datin ni aku kenal kat ms la.haha.place for people la katakan.dye ni bdk 18.form 4 gak.dulu sekolah dgn madihah yg byk a tu.tp dye pindah sbb apa ntah.haha.dye ni cun hensem kacak tampan tinngi rendah gemuk kurus  semua ada.haha.dye ni memang baik anak solehah pemurah rajin semua ada.datin,thnks 4 be my friend:)

khamis!

hari ni sepatutnya semua form 4 ada jamuan tp ditangguhkan kpd selasa mgggu depan.sebab ada motivasi ap ntah kementrian buat.mcm siot je.menyusahkan orang je.penat penat orang tempah katerer mcm tu je tgguh.kitorang pun dgn hati yg tabah terpaksa lahh pergi.mula mula dya ada ceramah pasal sosial.gila bosan naik dorm amik snack dgn air bwk masuk dewan.haha.buat kepala sendiri.lepas zohor sepatutnya ada lagi tp malas nk dgr ceramah so tido lahh.ingat bila dah habis ceramah nk masuk dewan balik buat ldk tp bila bgn je hujan lebat gila nk mati.petir semua ada.seram pulak nk pergi dewan.last2 sambung tidoo!

rabu!

hari ni memang hari paling penat kottdalam tahun ni.memang tak ahh satu hari kerja.pagi bola petang bbq mlm jamuan

SESI PAGI,

pagi pagi lepas mandi pakai baju bola pastu pergi dm makan.jgn harap ahh makan!mknn dah hbs.gila sengal punya dm.okay lah tanak cerita panjang pastu pergi kelas japp.lepak lepak.then hanis panggil semua orang yang terpilih utk dgr taklimat dr abg fasi mana ntah.dye mintak tolongkitorangutk program diorang.mcm ni.semua form 3 ada program motivasi.so fasi nk buat friendly match dgn form 4.tp ni bkn match biasa.tp di panggil bola sepak keji.bengong dah bola sepak pastu nk keji pulak.form 4 lawan form 3 ref dye fasi.fasi nk kitorang maen setan sikit.fasi akan jd ref berat sebelah.saje nk test kesabaran form 3.pehh mana penat taip.okay tahan..lepas dgr fasi merep meraban semua form 4 pergi padang.bajet warm up la.tp main sepak2.nk tggu form 3 memang lebam gilaa.tggu tggusampai form 3 datang.ingat nk terus main tp form3 lawan form3 dulu.menang br lawan kitorang,perggghh nk tggu match diorang lebam gila tggu.last2 matahari dah terik.memang tak rentung ahh kalau main.dah nyirap ajak iman balik asrama ahh.malas ahh nk main.iman pun dah malas nk main pergi lah asrama.nk tggu pagar asrama bkk ayam dzul dah dtg.abangdye beli 15 ekor potong 12.byk gilaa.ikan zaied pun dah sampai.nk tggu bukak tu.pergi tolong geng marinate ayam basuh ayam kt kolah.first time kott basuh ayam.haha aku memang pemalas.time tgh basuh ayam tuh geng geng bola tadi datang.dorang pun apa lagi terjun ahh.splash sana splash sini.basah baju geng marinate.aku pun nyirap ahh air mercik kat baju aku.last last akupun join ahh dorangterjun.hahaha.lama gila tak terjun.dah enjoy main air asrama bkk naik la atas.turun balik mandi betul2.faham tak?dah mandi geng marinate pun marinate la ayam tuh.pakai perencah tandoori.haha.4 bekas besar.gila ahh.pastu dah marinate pergi kantin makan.pastu pergi dorm lepak.haha.hari ni sekolah ke tak?mcm tak langsung.selamba gaban je naik dorm

SESI PETANG,

lepas zohor pergi tempat futsal utk start api.buat bara.agak lama gak ahh buat api tp tak selama kat rumah amer.haha.jgn marah mer.bila dah ada bara apa lagi mula ahh babiku opss bbq.sikitlg baem.dah mula bbq aduh salah portpulak.buat kt port pasir.ayam pun salut dgn pasir ahh.pastu tukar tempat.tempat bbq ada 2 tp sekali byk bolehh bbq.haha.aku jd tukang kipas.dah penat kipas pergilahh dm.lepas pergi dm ingat nk sambung balik kipas tp malas pulak.dah malas kacau la orang bbq.memang bongok sial.lepas zohor. ingat dah habis tp rupa rupa ada lagi.zaied nk bbq hotdog.ingat nk pakai deep fryer tp pakai bbq.nk tggu dorang habis bbq maen jap futsal.haha.best main dgn form 5 enjoy gilaa.dah habis bbq semua kemas barang pastu bersih kan.

SESI MALAM,

lepas isya' form 5 ada sesi bermaaf maafan dgn semua orang.yalah nk spm.sedih doh dorang lepas ni nk blah dr sekolah.good luck for spm bro's!lepas tu pergi kelas 1.4 angkat brg semua setting meja setting makanan.ramai yang tolong.lepas semua dah ada majlis pun start.iman dgn zaied jd mc.lepas dorang bg ucapan muhai pun baca doa.lepas baca doa apa lagi party laa!haha.gila ahh bedal byk ayam siot.sental habis.tp byk lg yg tk habis.tyme tgh makan tuh bambang (f5) pun tetiba dtg.tkpalah kitorang pun bg lah dye makan sbb byk kot.pastu bila tgk byk lagi yg tak habis suruh bambang pggl semua form 5 utk join sekali.dorang dtg terus havoc.haha.best bai.kaw2 punya meriah.amin ngan azrad gila melantak.haha.kalah atip ngan husni.last2 mknn pun habis.lepas mknn habis semua form4 ngan form 5 snap sana snap sini.haha.kelakar gilaa tyme ni semua pose ada.bila dah tutup majlis kitorang semua gotong royong bersihkan kelas.balik asrama semua melabur.yyaaaaaahhh!!!

p/s:ucapan teriman kasih iman dan zaied sebangai tulang belakang majlis ni dan kepada perut perut  yg berusaha menghabiskan makanan dan kepada mereka yang berganding bahu menjayakan majlis.nway semua enjoy gilaa!!!

gambar ngan vid nnt aku upload.itupun kalau sapek dtg next week

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baems version:)

final mcm apa ntah,dah mcm perang dah.semua bwk stok mercun raya.sengal nk tgk bola tgk je ahh boleh maen mercun lg.christmast pon tk maen mercun apa.kesian cameraman tu kena mercun.kena leher pulak tu.nnt jd fuad pulak leher longgar;pkelantans fans 60000s n.sembilans 25000 tp kelantan first bla dulu.haha.yalah siapa tk nyirap dtg jauh nk tgk fav team dorang maen tp kena titik.hahaha.kesiannn.match pon tk best ahh dahh byk stop,slide sana slide sini tackle sana tackle sini terajang sana terajang sini tumbuk sana tumbuk sini bunuh sana bunuh sini.haha melampau tu.btw indra free kick smart pulak

p/s:post di atas tiada kena mengena dgn yg hidup atau mati.hanyalah rekaan semata-mata.final tahun 1957;p

we are golden buddy!!

WooooooooHoooooooo!!gilaaaa beesssstttttttt!!!!

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pening betul nk bg present apa utk jamuan.so pergi sunway ngan wafiy cr kat sana.pergi pusing2 cari hadiah.aduh semua tak best la.heyy nk bg orang je kot..itupun nk smart2 ke?bengong betul lah.last2 tak beli pape pun.wafiy beli present utk belated bday kawan dye.pastu makan then balik.haha mana ada buang masa;p

lecak+hujan=?

esok exam science.tayah risaulah.haha.petang tu aku ngan beberapa yg laen pergi padang.maen bola.padang lecak gila.dah mcm bendang.tk ramai pun yg maen 6x6.ok what at least bole maen.mula2 maen mcm biasa.pastu dah bosan maen lumpur!!!hahaha.bola tk maen sgt tp maen lecak.haha.everytime orang bwk bola je mesti ada yg slide.slide saje2 nk maen lecak.haha.pastu lg gempak hujan pulak turun.gila ahh.best gila.dah lama tak maen hujan.last time darjah 3 kott.gilaa lama.iyupun kena marah.but this time tk kena marah sbb kat hostel.hehe.malam nye semua tidoo.tk belajar pun:)

sg congkak,sg gabai

lepas sma kitorang beberapa orang pergi hulu langat ada kerja sikit.tp malas nk cerita pasal kerja2 tuh.pagi sabtu kitorang pergi sg congkak.hahaha.mula2 sebelum mandi pergi main bola tepi sungai.haha.kelakar bai.mcm2 ada.orang yg tk pernah maen bola pun maen.gila enjoy.lepas penat maen bola pergi lah terjun sungai.terjun?gilaa ke????da ahh paras peha je.batu byk pulak tu.anyways had a great times there:)yg best nyer dzul ada buat video klip kat situ.haha.ISI ALAM!!haha.video nnt aku upload.gila best ahh.pastu breakfast tepi sungai.bedal roti canai byk2

ahad pulak pergi sg gabai pulak.sampai sana gila best.dulu pernah pergi tyme kecik2 tp tgk belah bwh je.tp tyme ni naek atas.perhhh,nak sampai atas kalah batu caves punyer tangga.tggi gila.dah lah curam pastu LICIN pulak tuh.memang tak ahh.sampai ats je terus mandi.haha.sungai ni dalam sikit paras leher.nasib baek tinggi.kalau farris memang tenggelam kot;p;plepas mandi2 breakfast kat ats air pulak.haha.mcm mana tu?amek talam letak ats air pastu makan ahh.hahaha.lagi best 1st tyme makan sambil mandi,makan atas air, makan dalam talam.tgk perut je dah mcm belon.hahaha.mini kwashiokor.pastu lepas break sambung mandi.ada satu batu besar pastu maen ahh slide kat situ,best gila ahh.kelakar foenna ahh.da ahh pakai pagoda mmg tak expose habis la.pastu dah puas mandi balik.tu je

exam weeks over!!

fuuuhhhhh~sma dah habis,final pun tggl satu paper je.gilaaa ahhh mcm tuh je habis sma.gila tak caya.dulu punya semangat hafal2 smpi pecah KEPALA camtu je habis.sma?ohh arab lubuk ahh.tanak fikir lg ahh.final exam?malas dou nk jawab so jawab memain.study at eleventh hour boleh je jawab.spm nnt nk buat mcm ni lahh.haha.kalau dah tak dapat buat tidoooo lahhhhhh!habis exam kacau orang laen study pulak.memang tak setan aku